Odd Numerology and Mathmatics

[MappaM]

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%?
What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
If letters above are represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R- K is: 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E is: 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E is: 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T is: 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G:1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that, while Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit (okay you know what this word was suppose to be grr) and Asskissing that will put you over the top.

Brightest Blessings
~MappaM~

Sorry I was Bored Again this morning.

[Codelyoko]

ehh, ill remove the censors, there starting to piss me off anyways, but LOL you write the best articles

[MappaM]

Sorry about the language......I'll watch it. **smiles**

Thanks Code

[Codelyoko]

no prob, don't worry about the language...... here is a place to relax and let your toung hang loose and not worry about what the hell you say...... its all ment to be taken in stride, and you shouldent need to watch your language, let alone have to deal with censors.....